Life at Tesco

Right lets get this ball rollin'.

I am a student, or as most people see think a poor guy who learns and the goverment worships as the hopes of the future. As a student its my right to have a crap job in some small shop or as a nobody in a huge company. I chose the latter (well my mum did) and i am what you call a Trolley Boy, i push trolleys to the bay.....thats about it.
Thing is people see this as a horrid job, they could not be futher from the truth, being a trolley boy is the best job EVER for a student. Your now thinking im either insane or an idiot, but i kid you not, its a really easy job and every single night is different, the amount of wierd stuff i see is incrediable. Take for instance the things i have found in a small carpark, to date i have found: 2 x Walking sticks, 3 x Pairs of Glasses, 1 x Wallet (full of cash), 1 x Credit Card (on its own), 2 x LARGE bags of charcol and 1 x Budget report of the McDonalds 5 miles away. Now i know people can forget stuff but how on earth can you leave a huge bag of charcol in a trolley, its right in front of you! HOW CAN YOU MISS IT!!!
You see i have a theroy that Tesco stores emmit some kind of dumbing down spray to make people spend more instore and for some reason every single time i work in that carpark i find even more evidence to support this!
For example last week i was pushing a very long line of trolleys, people saw and naturally moved out of the way to avoid injury, however just as im about to push these trolleys through two narrowly placed posts a very large women decides to walk right infront of them and stop, firstly i was making a noise and secondly she did see these trolleys. Now there is nothing you can really do to stop these trolleys if your far at the back pushing, so physics being physics the trolleys hit her(at this point im am crapping myself), however they simply bounced off and the women didnt even to seem to notice them smacking her, being the nice guy i am i sprint over to her and ask if shes ok, she stands there like a cow stares at an ongoing train and walks off with me just standing there, now i dont know about you but thats kinda fooked up. And thats just one example of the many crazy idiots and maniacs we get and its starting to scare me, i seriously need to find where this gas is being emmited and stop it before i get run over by some old lady.

Well that be my first rant, bit long i know but hey thats how i roll.

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Howdy and welcome to my blog. My name be Ash, and im your typical teenage geek yet i do not have a massive brain and a huge desire to sleep with a book as my pillow. I see quite a lot of random and wierd stuff out here in the country and in my local city of Hereford (also known as Middle-of-nowhere) and i have a lot of wierd ideas and views on stuff in life. So i thought hey, why not right down this crap and subject that wierd bunch of internet people to my ideas and let them see how crazy i am.

So relax, get yourself some cake and enjoy my sights, rants and views on this rollercoaster we call life.